Christwire: Most stupid website on the earth


As alot of you know, this dumbshit website is anti-brony, with a bunch of butthurt christians crying over homosexuals and terrorists.

Apparently, this stupid website is saying Battlefield 3 Is a patriotism game, and is calling MW3 a homosexual game. Since when do you rape a boy in MW3? Dumbfucks.

The bitches who run the fuck are:

Jack Gould
Mike Watson
S. Billings
Susan B. Xueno
Tyson Bowers III
Bryan Blake
August Weisz
I copied this shit directly from the website, if i included all the fuckshits who run the site i would have a long article. And here are some of the quotes of the stupidity:
“Nothing says “I love Jesus“, like killing terrorists and taking down glitter lipped homosexual sleeper cells that are trying to smear musky death and destruction across American’s virgin loins. “BF3″ even gives you even get the chance to take down some no good Canadian ice Mexicans, who are trying to smuggle their countries low moral standards over our boarders and infect our children with their gayness and weak will. In the game Battlefield 3, the player is submerged into a world of true American grit and tightly wraps the player with manly imagery of patriotism, anti-homosexuality and Christian-American values.”
Oh, so killing makes Jesus happy? And WAR makes jesus happy? must be some crazy people.
379979 200393786711631 135617236522620 434477 1432543834 n Chinese Scientists Create Shark Woman Mermaid (real picture evidence)Satan has used his power and helped the Chinese evolve this poor woman into a shark mermaid. The Bible warns of evil sea creatures in the end time and this creature fits the bill.”

LOL, PHOTOSHOP.

WTF MAN

THIS IS ME GRIFFIN A FUCK

4 comments on “Christwire: Most stupid website on the earth

  1. AD says:

    I hope you do KNOW it’s a satirical site, most likely run by atheists who are far from serious about their brony hating, christian attitude. That you act like this is… so… American. Cheers!

  2. Jon says:

    As stated above it is satire you fool. The reason I don’t like the site is because satire combined with moronic viewers is dangerous. They will take it for face value and believe everything they see/hear. The site is not representative of the majority of Christianity serves to foster hate in the mind of the idiot who can’t distinguish between satire and fact. The site is done for the lols but alot of butt hurt atheists use it as a means of bashing Christians in the comments because they think its real.

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